Today was my youngest son's very 1st birthday party! It was a lot of fun, but now I'm super exhausted and just had a sugary piece of cake. Apparently you can take exhaustion and add sugar and it equals this...
Me: Dude, that little facebook in the corner of my facebook says you have profile picture Tourette's or something
D: I've always been an indecisive twit.
Me: You must choobse...
D: Story of my life.
Me: I'd stick with the penis one. I mean, I've always said "When in doubt, go with the penis."
And there you have it, sugared up sleep deprived words to live by. You're welcome, America.