This morning I awoke to my twitter feed filled with Alec Baldwin's tweets. So, as I thought to myself "Oh God, Alec is all OVER my twitter!" the sound of my own voice saying that in my mind sounded like angels from Heaven... it was golden. I couldn't keep that kind of funny to myself, so I tweeted "Wow, @alecbaldwin was all over my twitter last night. I wish that was code for something else, but it isn't." Of course, after I stopped giggling, I shared my funny with my husband, who (of course) rolled his eyes at me and shook his head. However, let the hate mail begin! I got everything from people reminding me I'm married (which apparently also means dead and unable to appreciate another human being's appeal without wanting to leave your husband), to people hating on Mr. Baldwin via tweets to me, and people telling me that was gross (AKA prudes who probably should avoid twitter altogether lest they be offended further...)
Just to clear up the whole "you're married!" outcry... of course I am! My husband knows all about my "extra husbands" and "Hollywood husbands". He is so not worried, nor should he be. It's all innocent fun. Plus, he likes the old "Oh, you want those $900 shoes... well, I think (insert any one of my Hollywood husbands names here) would love to buy them for you. Should I ring him up?" He also has "extra wives". Sometimes I assign them to him like "Oh, what about her... she's your type! She's totally your Hollywood wife!" I don't lose any sleep over any of this, and neither should anyone else. It's just silly.
The sad part about Alec being all over my twitter... I slept through it. That is SO not how that went in my fantasy. Damn.