How long will this torture last?

Our Internet has been down all day. It's like living in cave man days. I've had to resort to extremes just to get through the day, such as reading an actual paper & ink book, watching news on tv, writing this blog post on my phone (tedious, indeed), but mostly cleaning. I almost didn't shave my legs, in the Neanderthal spirit. I considered wearing animal skins, but opted for my fav pair of A&F lounge pants. Hey, I couldn't be insane. So we'll see how long this lasts. Probably long enough for people to forget about us until the bodies start to stink.