Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday night excitement... try not to be jealous

I thought I'd do something nice and paint my finger nails, as I am attending a fashion show tomorrow.  Well, of course, we all know I cannot have nice things.  Mostly this is because any of the 3 boys in this house destroy everything pretty in their wake, but tonight it wasn't actually their fault... well read for yourself...

Me I just painted my nails!  Yay! (long pause)  I really super have to pee.  Booooooo!
(staring at my husband)

Him  *finishes laughing at me* Wait, why are you looking at me like I can help you?  For, I assure you, I cannot.  Not at all.  In any way.

Me No!  I'm just brainstorming.

Him Yeah, I know, I can hear it.

Me  Nice.  So helpful.  Sooooooo helpful.

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