Husband So is your catnip done?
Husband *much more slowly* Is. your. catnip. done?
Me What are you talking about? It's still out there. It'll just keep growing.
Husband Now what are YOU talking about?
Me What are YOU talking about?
Husband The catnip.
Me Yeah, me too. What do you mean "is it done?" It's like several bushes out there... it just keeps coming back, and it's still out there.
Husband Not that catnip.
Me What other catnip is there?! Ooooooooooooh. Wait. Dammit. Yeah, that was probably done hours ago.
Thank goodness my husband doesn't expect anything other than this kind of conversation from me. In my defense, how often does someone actually COOK catnip? I'm guessing that, unless I want to never hear the end of it, I probably won't be cooking it again. Sorry, cats.