This is how our day went:
M= Me, duh S= son (the one who says real words)
M "Let's go outside to play."
S "But Mommy, what will we do with baby brother?"
M "He'll go outside, too."
S "But he'll be eaten alive!!"
M "BY WHAT?!"
That's how you know the mosquitoes are seriously bad. They will straight up eat a baby alive.
M "So, what was your favorite part of story time at the library today?"
S "There wast this monkey, and he was scary. I didn't have a banana for him, so he was going to eat me."
Is there a theme here?!