Operator 911, what's your emergency?
Motorist Story time at the library is about to begin, and there are no parking spaces! Some car was parked by an asshole, or Mr. Magoo, and is taking up 3 spaces, all with expired meters! Please send the police!
I'm like Where did all your streets go, Map?
And Map be like Where the hell are we? I thought you were watching the streets.